Wait, should I edit that?
Anyhow, how about lovable Uncle Joe retires and announces he won't be Obama's 2010 running mate. Obama picks Anthony Weiner. Weiner then wins as POTUS in 2016. I mean, a super-smart, principled, funny-as-hell, friend of Jon Stewart whose wife is a super-smart, freakishly talented, and ineffably lovely woman who is a key aide to Hilary and who is Muslim? Sign me up!
http://www.thepoliticalgirl.com/2011/01/flashback-in-vogueour-favorite.html
An exacmple of why I love me some Weiner:
"Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) got some big laughs roasting his colleagues at the Congressional Correspondents' Dinner Wednesday night...Sample joke: Weiner said he wasn't sure if Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) was at the dinner, "she's probably not -- she's campaigning Iowa and organizing in that important caucus state because she's running for president. That's really all I have for that joke."